*Like when the food hella good, you say bone apple tea, it's like french or some shit.* **This sub is for malapropisms.** A [malapropism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malapropism) is the use of a **real, dictionary-defined** incorrect word in place of a **real, dictionary-defined** word with a similar sound, resulting in a nonsensical, sometimes humorous utterance. An example is the statement by baseball player Yogi Berra: "Texas has a lot of electrical votes", rather than "electoral votes."
Welcome to /r/dontdeadopeninside, it's for signs/media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right: [The OG](http://i.imgur.com/Ipg62jA.jpg) Read [the sidebar here](/r/dontdeadopeninside/about/sidebar) first before submitting.
This subreddit is a forum in which users can submit pictures or videos of examples of crappy or just plain funny off-brand versions of various products. These examples can be both from present day as well as from the past. We also encourage submission of examples on film and TV where a name-brand product is substituted for something more absurd. Also encouraged are posts of bad knock-offs (fake visions of products that fail to resemble the original in pretty obvious and hilarious ways).
/r/entitledparents is a place you can put all those wonderful stories of moms or dads thinking that because they have kids they are entitled to everything. Stories about spoiled children with their entitled parent(s) are also welcome.