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This is a subreddit dedicated to Nicolas Cage, the deity. Here, we worship and collect all content relating to the Cage, through which we hope to discern His Holy Word. We welcome all, as the Lord would, but still fight against the temptation of John Travolta. Come, come, and hear the Truth!
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A community of [Community](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_(TV_series\)) fans, and the subreddit that's streets ahead! Voted [5th best new Reddit community of 2010](/r/community/comments/f4ln0/congrats_rcommunity_were_the_5th_best_reddit/) and [2nd best little Reddit community of 2011](/r/community/comments/qocuk/not_sure_if_anyone_else_noticed_this_but_we_came/)!
/r/Zombies' raison de la mort is to host submissions regarding gatherings, movies, books, music, theater, speculative science, and games featuring the flesh (and/or brain) eating dead. Non-zombie "zombie" news (re: banks, computers) will be deleted. If you have doubts, or are just wondering whether your nascent question has been ridden into the ground already, check out our FAQ.