Youtube Haiku: Any almost poetic video under 14 seconds. Don't ask me why 14 seconds; it's just a number I have learned from experience. Videos can still be poetic after 15 or longer, but no longer than 30 seconds.
Surreal memes are (usually humorous) memes that are in a surreal style or contain surreal content. Such memes may be difficult to understand for mere mortals. In the future most memes will look like this.
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.