*Like when the food hella good, you say bone apple tea, it's like french or some shit.* **This sub is for malapropisms.** A [malapropism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malapropism) is the mistaken use of a **real, dictionary-defined** incorrect word in place of a **real, dictionary-defined**, similar-sounding word, resulting in a nonsensical, sometimes humorous utterance. An example from baseball player Yogi Berra: "Texas has a lot of electrical votes", rather than "electoral votes."
Welcome to /r/dontdeadopeninside, it's for signs/media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right: [The OG](http://i.imgur.com/Ipg62jA.jpg) Read [the sidebar here](/r/dontdeadopeninside/about/sidebar) first before submitting.
This subreddit is a forum in which users can submit pictures or videos of examples of crappy or just plain funny off-brand versions of various products. These examples can be both from present day as well as from the past. We also encourage submission of examples on film and TV where a name-brand product is substituted for something more absurd. Also encouraged are posts of bad knock-offs (fake visions of products that fail to resemble the original in pretty obvious and hilarious ways).
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