created in 2011
This reddit was inspired by a post by The_Big_Salad - when I read "mystery cloth on the guy's head turns out to be his underwear" I knew it had to be done.
If you are anything BUT 5 years old, and you're confused by something, this is the place for you.
Now that /r/eli5 clarified that they want simple explanations, (fake) 5 YEAR OLDS ARE NOW WELCOME TO THE SUBREDDIT. But not in a creepy way.
This is a subreddit dedicated to instances of Beetlejuicing. Beetlejuicing is when one user posts a comment or thread on Reddit, and another user with a username relevant to that parent comment or thread responds.
A subreddit to entertain the idea that ALL successful posts on Reddit have some karma-grubbing conspiracy behind them.
Share your revelations, however outlandish they may seem, and help shed some light on the evil all around us.
We know how it is, you want to share your experience as Sir Isaac Newton, but the dumb fucks at r/IAmA demand so-called proof. We aren't bothered by such details, so if you have an "interesting" story to share, welcome to ShittyAMA.