created in 2013
An out of context quote slapped onto an unrelated wallpaper. No Context Wallpapers is to Motivational Posters what a rubber boot is to the graceful African white-tailed mongoose. And that, my friends, is why you never give peanut butter to a dolphin in heat.
If you are anything BUT 5 years old, and you're confused by something, this is the place for you.
Now that /r/eli5 clarified that they want simple explanations, (fake) 5 YEAR OLDS ARE NOW WELCOME TO THE SUBREDDIT. But not in a creepy way.
This is a subreddit dedicated to Nicolas Cage, the deity. Here, we worship and collect all content relating to the Cage, through which we hope to discern His Holy Word.
We welcome all, as the Lord would, but still fight against the temptation of John Travolta. Come, come, and hear the Truth!
We know how it is, you want to share your experience as Sir Isaac Newton, but the dumb fucks at r/IAmA demand so-called proof. We aren't bothered by such details, so if you have an "interesting" story to share, welcome to ShittyAMA.
Youtube Haiku: Any almost poetic video under 14 seconds. Don't ask me why 14 seconds; it's just a number I have learned from experience. Videos can still be poetic after 15 or longer, but no longer than 30 seconds.